sometimes....

I can't believe what i say, but it makes me laugh out loud to think about it. A big ups to the wifely person (WP) for putting up with me nonsense. Thanks dear. *mwah*

[shopping for diapers in the supermarket]
wp: Do you see any "L"?
z: it must be Christmas....
wp: eh?
z: because there is Noel.
wp: . . .

[chatting online about driving in Italy]
j: do i need IDP to drive in Italy?
z: they won't check for IDP when you're renting a car. Only the cops will ask for it when they stop you, but dunno what happens if no IDP....maybe they make you eat pasta with no sauce or something.
j: no they make me eat the sauce without pasta
z: LOL, yah special Italian white sauce! *facepalm*