Just read the article on asiaone regarding the aftermath of Mas Selamat Kastari's escape, and my first reaction to MSK being placed under the "highest-risk" category at the Whitley Road Detention Centre (WRDC) was "No shit!", which made me chuckle at my own humour. Then again when another related article said that MSK's accounts of his escape was unreliable, i mean "No shit Sherlock right?"
So what does highest-risk entail? I think for starters, no more toilet paper for him, but then how? Imagine this scene: MSK visits the toilet to do his business at WRDC for the first time since his return.
"Nothing has changed eh?" He asked the guard conversationally.
"Actually, some this have. Thanks to a WITS project, your new automated system for shit (ASS) has been installed in your personal toilet cubicle made of mirrors (actually one-way glass, but MSK suspects this already). You do your business and then clean up with your finger...."
"Eww."
".....then stick your finger in this hole here where it will be cleaned automatically." explains the guard.
MSK uses the loo, and cleans up after. He hesistates while contemplating about using ASS, but figures why not and sticks his finger into the hole in the wall. Waiting on the other side of the wall is a guard with two bricks, who brings both bricks crashing together, sandwiching MSK's finger. MSK gives an almighty yell and pulls his finger out and sucks on it to ease the pain.
"Tah dah!" says the guard. =)
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