Toilet humour

I once wrote about battles i had in the toilet, well someone else made a flash video of it! And it neatly sums up everything that's wrong about today's toilets. I think we should all go back to using trees. LOL

Added a related joke i once heard....

A guy stops at a rest stop and goes into the toilet. As he sits down a guy in the stall next to him says "Hey, how you doing?"
He ignores the guy, but the question is repeated.
S1: (louder) I said Hey, how you doing?
S2: Um, okay I guess.
S1: What have you been up to?
S2: Not much, driving down the highway.
S1: (louder) I'm going to have to call you back. Some asshole in the stall next to me keeps trying to talk to me.