sometimes....

I can't believe what i say, but it makes me laugh out loud to think about it. A big ups to the wifely person (WP) for putting up with me nonsense. Thanks dear. *mwah*

[shopping for diapers in the supermarket]
wp: Do you see any "L"?
z: it must be Christmas....
wp: eh?
z: because there is Noel.
wp: . . .

[chatting online about driving in Italy]
j: do i need IDP to drive in Italy?
z: they won't check for IDP when you're renting a car. Only the cops will ask for it when they stop you, but dunno what happens if no IDP....maybe they make you eat pasta with no sauce or something.
j: no they make me eat the sauce without pasta
z: LOL, yah special Italian white sauce! *facepalm*

lunchtime loonies

Had lunch with my alleged twin recently, and conversation over the meal was a riot!

[on learning that a mutual friend has a girlfriend]
m: yeah, he met her while teaching her how to play tennis.
z: Wow. That's cool. Wait.......does that mean that the score now is love-all?
m: i have no return to that.
z: no backhanded remark?
m: just plenty of spin.

m: you wanna try the pizza here?
z: maybe not, even though i knead the dough.
m: i'm not even going to dignify that with a response.
z: why? because you're all artichoked up?

[referring to she-who-must-not-be-named who walked into the same restaurant]
m: Come come, we're all adults here. [pause]....well, most of us anyways..... [pause] at least bodily appearance-wise.